Simsons for Sales
Revenue is the pitch.
Every investor asks the same question: who’s paying? The fastest way to a better raise is more customers. Tell your Sim who you’re after and what to say. It finds the leads, knocks on the doors, and sends you the replies.
No password. We email you a link. Pick Sales when you start a campaign.
What actually happens
You send a hundred cold emails under your own name.
They mark you as spam. Your domain pays for it.
They remember the pushy founder.
And the week you spent on it wasn’t building.
Outbound is a numbers game, and early it’s mostly no’s. Let the Sim take the no’s. You take the calls.
How it works
A jot in. Leads out.
Jot the brief
Who you’re after and what to say. A couple of lines is plenty.
We line up the leads
Real companies and people who fit, each with a reason to care now.
Approve the spend
You see the list and the price before anything goes out.
The Sim goes out
Every lead gets a written pitch. The replies come to you.
Cloaked, your way
Half cloak: your brand, the Sim’s face.
Full cloak: a prename. Test the market before it knows it’s you.
Either way, what the Sim says about the product came from you.
Sell first. Raise better.
When the numbers move, your fundraising Sim has a better story to tell. Simsons for fundraising →